Author: Elda Hamaker

Hello, my name is Alan Smithee.

Some of you may know me as a drunken regular of the Taz Pub, but loyal readers of this fine publication will remember me as the man with a bone to pick with Superstar DJs.

Recently I told Jeff Benet that a certain superstar DJ was passing through Prague. Now there’s no need to name names here, so he’ll remain as anonymous as I am. Needless to say, I was asked to interview said Superstar for this magazine, but I didn’t even go to check him out.

Some of you sitting at home, shaking your heads in disbelief “How could you NOT go?? He’s a Superstar DJ!!” Well, there are many, many reasons and it’s time someone gave you the straight truth. SUPERSTAR DJS AREN’T ALL THAT.